Reminiscing Crazy Times

Spendaculous..

What the hell is Spendaculous........... My word! I kinda...at random, made it up out of no where, 20 minutes ago. xD  LMAO..

I think its a mix-word, between Spectacular, Miraculous, Ridiculous .. And honestly, I was 'trying' to say Fantastic, I think.. [I was thinking of it] but then Spendaculous comes out. x ) 

I am hereby claiming spendaculous, as my, 100% true- word.. = )

Anyway...

1) .. My cat ..Murphy.. The crazy, orange/white 2 year old .. My brother came downstairs around 2AM once, and he opened the fridge.. He was making something. KD I think. And he opens the fridge and looks for whatever. First, takes out a Coke. And Murphy jumps ontop of the fridge, and lays on the fridge door. Yes, the door !!  It was so hilarious, how he could stay on that "narrow path", and not fall off.  =P

2) Tigger [cat, also orange.. ] decided to be an acrobat one day.. He climbed over the back of the chair, and had his front paws on my shoulder at first, then moved them over to my moms. We both kind of ignored him, cuz he always wants to be picked up .. And we didn't want to hold him at the moment.. So he turns around, and walks across the back of the chair. These are dining room chairs, btw. Wooden, with high .. "things" on the top "corners" of the chairs. Like an average D.R chair looks like... And he starts walkng across it, not caring how narrow THIS is [compared to the fridge door.. ]

Its this narrow [chair] :  [----------]  And Tigger was walking across that. x )
Fridge Narrow-ness:  [---------------------------------------------]  Thats... It...

xD

Crazzzzyyy cats.

3) Teddy Bear [Skinnnnnyyy, anime-eyed grey tabby .. lol, he has huugggge eyes]  decided to jump from the dining room table, to the dresser/cabinet thing. Its the same height as the table, but its at least 4 - 6 feet away from the table.. Anyway, he decides to jump.. He's done it before, successfully.. But this time.... Ehh, not so successful.. He attempts to jump-- And- ........ He uhh ... Kinda failed, and rolled/flipped all around on the dresser/cabinet... He was ok tho.. But it was so hilarious.. I don't know exactly how to explain what happened- Him flipping and rolling all around, while trying to get up- Thats all  I can describe.He gets up. Murphy attempts to, jumps over perfectly. Teddy just..watches him jump accross perfectly.  LOL ...

4)  "I believe I can fly!"  .... "I believe --- ** Oooommphhh ** " .... One day ... When I was around 6 years old.. I attempted to jump off the back of the couch, believing I could truly fly ..  I had a "cape" on my back [blanket] , balanced on the back of the couch, and ... Well ..... Jumped .... And .... *SLAM/BANG* .... I fell straight to the floor, hard.. And accidentally rolled into the wallunit beside me.. Shook it like crazy just from the fall ... That.. was friggin' hilarious.. I was ok, though. ^_^

5) Ok.. so when I first gained interest in yaoi [Shounen-ai actually] .. I decided to try and draw Cloud and Zack kissing ... [From Final Fantasy VII] .. And I was doin' goooood.. This was a few months before we moved here to this house.. We still lived at my g-parents house.. And my eldest brother Josh [almost 20] came over to help my mom and I get stuff from our rented-storage. And I just came along for the ride.. I was drawing, my brother helped my mom for a minute, and sat back down in the car.. Josh noticed me drawing.

"Whatcha drawing?"
"...0_0 ... Nothing!"
"Oh come on, what is it."
"Nothing!!"
"Show me! You're a better artist than me anyway.. "
"Nooo .... "
"Come on!"

My mom opened the door.
"Show him the picture,"
"..No... >= (   .... "
My mom starts talking to me, and I'm distracted from talking to her, and the book I was drawing in accidentally starts to slip from my hands, and Josh sees it. I notice, and pull the book back up closely to me. My mom walks away to close the storage.
"...I saw it... = ) ... " he said.

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    ^

[If that messed up..its supposed to be a shocked, blushing face]

 .... "I saw the hair," ...

" .. O_O ...."
"..Thats not.. Zack kissing Cloud, is it?"  But he was smiling.
" O_O .... *shakes head quickly right away* ... No!" ..........................
"Okaaay..  0_<  "

Lol ... He saw my shounen-ai picture.. But now- Everyone knows I write/draw yaoi .. My brothers-- I mean.. BrotheR .. Jake [almost 17] knows.. My stepsister [10, Tayler] knows .. She likes to read my stories, lol. My dad knows. x )  I think my stepmom knows. My g-ma knows.. And Jake stupidly told my mom I write yaoi, shounen-ai, gay stuff, incest, wincest .. She was a little sickened at first. But I won't stop writing!! Even after she's kinda told me to stop twice ... >.> ...

Because when I still wrote shounen-ai, and I was an expert-yaoi writer yet .. I wrote a short story of Zack X Cloud .. And ... I went to the bathroom, thinking my mom wouldn't touch my computer.. But she did, again .. And read my story. And just because I knew   she had read it, I delayed to leave the bathroom for a good half hour. She fell asleep on her bed [mine actually, but she was using it, I had to use a twin bed @ my g-parents] .. And I'm like "..Thank God.... "

Next day, in the van, while driving.. Everything was calm at first.. Until she said,
"So.. " And I knew "Ohhhh boy, here it comes.. She read my story..This is it.. this is the end.. I'm in sooo much trouble.."

"I read your story... "  0_0 .. *gulp* .. *Heartbeat increases rapidly, I start to sweat and panic* .... I just wanna jump out of the van ...
"I don't approve of it.. at all ... Do you want me to have a girlfriend? *Shakes head* .. Josh or Jake to have boyfriends?  *..Shakes head..But I realize now, as the ultimate-yaoi-fan, I kinda do... O_O ..*  ... Do you want to be with a girl ? Or me to have a girlfriend and do stuff infront of you? *Shakes head* .. .... "  But all the while, she was calm, and nice about it, smiling. Meanwhile for me, I'm either pale as a ghost, or red as a tomato .. Heartbeat unbearably [Or unbearingly? Idk .. ] fast ... sweating .. Extremely hot ... "Just kill me now.. " I think.
"..You shouldn't be writin' that stuff .. Its a sin ... If thats what you're gonna be writing, maybe you shouldn't write anymore.. Write your horse stories again, or your Final Fantasy 7- whatever.. Parodies, they were funny,"  yeah yeah.. I was panicky for 2 days and didn't write another shounen-ai story for at least 2 weeks. Then I got into the mood again, and thought "Screw this, I'm gonna continue, " and that has brought me to today, writing extremely heavily detailed yaoi stories. I think because that incident, I write yaoi stories. Not like she's gonna read any, but- Just to.. Idk.. Its not "prove her wrong" . Its not.. "show off" ..I dunno the word.. But kinda-- like. .. I DON'T KNOW, WHATEVER, WHO CARES, URUSAI! ......... 0_0

lol ...... Soo yeah, she read that story, and she must've forgotten completely about it, as she flipped out a little this time, [week ago] when Jake told her the things I write. I don't care if she knows. If I go to Hell, I go to Hell [Tho I don't want to!!] .. But hey.. God never said he was against men, did he? ... He wore a dress/robe, had long hair, and was around men. No, I'm not trying to be abominational, or cruel to God, nor am I telling him off, or anything.. God is God, yuh know? .. But seriously. I'm not saying he's gay either.. Cuz he's not. ^_^

Oh yeah.. the Bible says, apparently, that men shouldn't have long hair or dress as a women, but Jesus did.. But it doesn't matter anymore. Things change, people change- Rules change, and people don't even follow the rules anymore..
Alright, enough with the religious talk. ; )


6) .. Just happened less than a minute ago. I talked to my mom on the cell, and then another random number called as soon as I hung up from her.

"Kevin Porchina" .. Whoever the hell that is ... So I don't answer it of course, and I press End, to stop the ringing sound.. Next .... When the answering machine goes, He doesn't leave a message [but of course] So I slam the phone down [kinda] say,
"Fine! Be evil like that ... Unknown Person!!"  x )  I was just foolin' around. I wasn't upset or anything, ; )


--omg, he called again.. lol.

7) ... Last December, for my 13th birthday.. I got a cake in the face. x )

By Josh of course. xD   And Jake. Both sat either side of me, and just.. took a handful of icing, and *wham* .. Right in the face. My face was plastered in icing and cake. ; )

I ♥ Josh .. And.. I suppose I ♥ Jake too .. ; )

And thats all I can remember for now. If I come up with any more, I'll edit this. = )

Thanks for reading.

OH YEAH .. My mom [and I] are gonna sue this random company, for false advertisement.

"Everyday is a happy day" the sign said .. Pff ... No its not.. >.>

<=' (    LOOK AT ME, COMPANY, LOOK AT ME!!  DO I LOOK HAPPY TO YOU?!? EVERYDAY IS NOT A HAPPY DAY, JACK@$$' !!!!!!!


x )  lol ..

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Kiana