Thursday, May 6, 2010

OMG OMG OMG, AM I DRUNK?!?


So like-- OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! AM I DRUNK?!?!?!?!?!?!?



OOOOKK!!! SO I'M 13, AND I FUCKING JUST DRANK 1 SHOT OF STRAWBERRY-VODKA [35% ALCOHOL] AND WHOOOO! ITSSSS GOOOOOOD... BUT AM I DRUNK?!?




I'M WOBBLY, STUMBLING A LITTLE, LIGHTHEADED ALOT, THEN HEAVY-HEADED [HEAD FALLS BACK] ALOT, AND HALF-LIDDED EYES, SLIGHTLY DILATED PUPILS, AND I'M HAVING SOME TROUBLES TYPING-!! VERRRRRRYYY SLIGHT HALLUCINATION-- NOT MUCH AT ALL!! MAINLY JUST DIZZY-EYED ... SOOO?!?!?




TELLLL MMEEEEEE!!!! AM I DRUNK, OR JUST "BUZZED" A LITTLE?!?!


WHEN I WAS ABOOUUUTTTT...... EARLY-12 I THINK?? I HAD A FULLLL 11% ALCOLHOL BOTTLE OF RED WINE TO MYSELF, DRANK IT ALL WITHIN A WEEK, ABOUT 2-5 GLASSES A DAY, WITH A TINY BIT OF SPRITE IN IT... I WASN'T DRUNK THEN, BUT COME.. ONN!! THIS IS VODKA WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!!!!! AND 35% ALCOHOL!!!




....ANywaayyyy...I was just "celebrating" cuz GTA SA downloaded for PC, works, after getting rid of Avast, the worst program in the entire world..




BYYYEE!!!!!!!

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